if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
let me seduce you with my excessive knowledge of fictional lesbians
to hell with the raggedy, time to put on a show.
petition for piper chapman to get zero screen time and for the show to revolve around poussey washington
my hobbies include thinking about drawing instead of actually drawing and then getting mad at myself
If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you